Pretty much

" me: *tries to talk* - gets ignored - gets interrupted - gets talked over - no one pays attention - no one cares Yup. My life

I check the person out from like 5 different windows.

when you're home alone & someone knocks on your door: say "who is it?" look through the peep hole open the door crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quitely to make sure it isn't a masked murder

So I have been told...LOL

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You will never admit it to yourself that you fucked this up.. Because that would mean I "won" your fucked up game i NEVER asked to play.

You will never admit it to yourself that you fucked this up. Because that would mean I "won" your fucked up game i NEVER asked to play. ill be the first to admit i royaly fuckedn up it was no game

“ #dowork #noshortcuts

Oh it's this new diet pill called get the fuck up & work your ass off" "My Gym Secret." T-Shirts & Hoodies by VanPerriStudios

For those of us who have worked at Walmart, we know that everyday in there *is* a horror movie!

Why are scary movies always in creepy places like jails and hospitals? I want a scary movie in Walmart. "Clean up on aisle "But sir.There is no aisle "dramatic music" Walmart is a scary place.

that's what I'm saying...

Every girl’s dream is to have her guy wake her up at 3 in the morning to say “Hey baby, I just wanted to tell you I love you. You wake me up at 3 in the morning, I’ll kill you.

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