True, but I only have 2

I have owned over a million bobby pins and hair-ties in my lifetime. Maybe Always buying these - Bobby pin - Quote -

accurate

I NEVER forget to eat, but I definitely have days where I have eleven breakfasts and night lunch.

AMEN.

Farewell letter from

Step Reconsider again. Step Ask yourself, "do i really want to do this?

"When I'm not working, I am the laziest person. I can literally lie on a couch and watch television for 15 hours. I hate people who say 'Oh I'm addicted to working out', I just want to punch those people in the face." -Jennifer Lawrence quote {This is why she is awesome!! I feel the same way hahaa}

Why people love Jennifer Lawrence so much…

"When I'm not working, I am the laziest person. I can literally lie on a couch and watch television for 15 hours. I hate people who say 'Oh I'm addicted to working out', I just want to punch those people in the face." -Jennifer Lawrence quote - love her!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Thighgina Just when you thought you have seen it all! HA HA Nolan So wrong yet so funny

Fine! I like myself better than I like you anyway!

I'll always be on time, I'll bring chocolates. I'll hold the door open, I'll remember my birthday, and I'll always know how to make me smile. I'll even pay for dinner!

telling random jokes to your friends at the most inappropriate moments - priceless :-)

10 Things That Are Always Better With Friends

My second favorite "Yo' mama so fat". Number 1 being " Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with a flesh eating bacteria & they gave her 13 years to live.

funpot: Wiederbelebung.jpg von KM

da wurde im DRK Lehrgang sicherlich was ausgelassen.

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Spruch des Tages: Witzige Weisheiten für jeden Tag

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Der Battle gegen die Kassiererin

Picdump #242

Der Battle gegen die Kassiererin So kommt es mir immer vor :)

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