Deadpool might be an unknown comics character for most of us, but after X-Men Origins: Wolverine, he came to everyone's knowledge. We know he's a really fun character, with a big mouth. and we'd love to see an spin-off movie real soon.
If you're tired of using the Force to repel rain, then you're in luck! Three different Lightsaber hilts (scaled down for comfort) each with an anodized shafts (to look like the proper colored blades). This IS the umbrella you've been looking for.