Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.
Apparently I am the most fucking honest and trust worthy person around.
Dear God, If we sacrifice Justin Bieber can we have Heath Ledger back? - Sounds like a fair trade to me.
i still love this. some people just need a high five. in the face. with a chair. cause some people deserve it ya know.
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Funny: I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. I'm having wine for dinner.
If you get invited to any Christmas parties with white elephant gift exchange - here you go for your idea!No idea what white elephant gift exchange is but LOL