So true.

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

Good to know

Apparently I am the most fucking honest and trust worthy person around.

You mean someone else was thinking it??

Dear God, If we sacrifice Justin Bieber can we have Heath Ledger back? - Sounds like a fair trade to me.

High Five

i still love this. some people just need a high five. in the face. with a chair. cause some people deserve it ya know.

How to get thin!

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Grapes Are Good

Funny: I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. I'm having wine for dinner.


If you get invited to any Christmas parties with white elephant gift exchange - here you go for your idea!No idea what white elephant gift exchange is but LOL