Funny pick up lines

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"I was in the elevator with a man, with an amazing mustache. I looked him dead in the eye and said "I mustache you a question." He looked at me "Shave it for later." And gave me his number. Well played sir. " Really Funny Memes, Stupid Funny Memes, Funny Relatable Memes, Funny Laugh, Funny Posts, Hilarious, Funny Stuff, Funny Things, Random Stuff
I was in the elevator with a man, with an amazing mustache. I looked him dead in the eye and said "I mustache you a question." He looked at me "Shave it for later." And gave me his number. Well played sir.
"I was in the elevator with a man, with an amazing mustache. I looked him dead in the eye and said "I mustache you a question." He looked at me "Shave it for later." And gave me his number. Well played sir. "
"Me: Do you like bagels? Crush: Yeah why? Me: Coz you're bae goals! *awkwardly snaps and points finger with a wink*" Crush Humor, Crush Memes, Crush Quotes, Life Quotes, Corny Pick Up Lines, Bad Pick Up Lines, Funny Quotes, Funny Memes
Me: Do you like bagels? Crush: Yeah why? Me: Coz you're bae goals! *awkwardly snaps and points finger with a wink*
"Me: Do you like bagels? Crush: Yeah why? Me: Coz you're bae goals! *awkwardly snaps and points finger with a wink*"
Dang boy, are you my vestigial tail? | 25 Times Tumblr Had The Best Pick Up Lines Pick Up Lines Cheesy, Pick Up Lines Funny, Awesome Pick Up Lines, Worst Pick Up Lines, Funny Pickup Lines, Flirting Quotes
Dang boy, are you my vestigial tail?
Dang boy, are you my vestigial tail? | 25 Times Tumblr Had The Best Pick Up Lines
24 Pick Up Lines So Good They Might Actually Work (GALLERY) Cringy Pick Up Lines, Pickup Lines, Flirting Quotes For Her, Flirting Tips For Girls, Flirting Humor, Funny Pick, Honeymoon Pictures
24 Pick Up Lines So Good They Might Actually Work (GALLERY)
24 Pick Up Lines So Good They Might Actually Work (GALLERY)
Pick up line from Uncle Si! I will admit this is a pretty good pickup line!! Redneck Party, Duck Commander, Poker Games, Duck Dynasty, Stupid Funny
Pick up line from Uncle Si! I will admit this is a pretty good pickup line!!
20 pick-up lines to take on your next run Clean Pick Up Lines, Romantic Pick Up Lines, Funny Humor, Science Pick Up Lines, Christian Pick Up Lines
20 pick-up lines to take on your next run
20 pick-up lines to take on your next run