I've thought it and come real close to saying it. Might as well tattoo an H on your forehead.
So true.or quote them and not live by them! I know SO many people that love to quote them and they are the most judgmental & unforgiving.
I look at people all the time and vomit in my mouth over the supposed "Christian life" they live. Well honey I saw you these past couple weekends hitting the bottle hard and sleeping with a different guy every night.
This made me laugh! An important thing for us all to remember, though. Live what you preach.
i'm pretty sure i know the girl who did this. Yes. Yes I do.:)
Trapping a man to get you pregnant so you can feel loved again omg its actually well annoyed me. How can this earth have people like this!!! To bring a baby in the middle!!!!!!
On our ipads. It's a special time that we share. I'm glad we aren't the only ones!
more like on opposite sides of the couch with 2 dogs and a pile of books in between us. It's a special time.
Trapping a man to get you pregnant so you can feel loved again omg its actually well annoyed me. How can this earth have people like this!!! To bring a baby in the middle!!!!!!
Most Funny Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Life Quote I'm a little smart ass, short and stout. Here is my finger, here is my mouth. When I get all worked up, I will shout… Piss me off and I'll cuss you out!
Smart ass song - you know you sang it!
This is so me! Remix to I'm a little tea pot
the little tea pot i should have had to sing at best buy initiation about customers hahaha
but those things are seriously annoying. The moment wen u feel guilty too lolz this is so me'
So true! Thank you God for understand!
I think He understands.but I feel guilty every time I pass one up.
Oh man, this is so true. I hate those posts & get tired of them & think they're ridiculous saying that if you don't share or whatever that you hate God or whatever & it's stupid!
Dear Jesus, forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friends Hit like if you love Jesus post. I really do like you.
ugly, disgusting, stupid, paranoid, obsessed reptilian hybrid cyborg robot pieces of shits (VALTERS, ALDIS)-do I really have to repeat that I never liked you, never wanted such a ugly, dumbass freaks, who looks like shits and are full of shits? I even don`t know you, and never wanted to know., thats why I flushed you in the toilet bowl as soon as possible, but you were too obsessed by stalking me (and still are) to even recognize it.
ahhhhh, this exactly how I feel about the lying scumbag who I wasted way too much time on
ugly, disgusting, stupid, paranoid, obsessed reptilian hybrid cyborg robot pieces of shits (VALTERS, ALDIS)-do I really have to repeat that I never liked you, never wanted such a ugly, dumbass freaks, who looks like shits and are full of shits? I even don`t know you, and never wanted to know., thats why I flushed you in the toilet bowl as soon as possible, but you were too obsessed by stalking me (and still are) to even recognize it.
I do remember facts forever! This one is for anyone who tries to rewrite history to benefit their own crappy choices. Sooo true for things Iv heard today
I do remember facts forever. And I can forgive, but that doesn't mean I'll be dumb enough to trust you again.
I do remember facts forever- Yes Ma'am! Couldn't have said it better myself!
Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges. I do, however, remember facts forever.
I literally JUST decided to stop praying for patience. since it seems the only thing coming from it is endless opportunities to be patient. I just want that actual patience thing.
Amen to this. No more patience tests but the actual patience please!
Bless me with patience.haha I do this a lot! "Lord draw me close to you".
Pretty sure I've said that prayer before. The patience prayer
I am lucky if I can go to bed knowing one small part of my house is clean :/
I try so hard to wake up to a clean "house."- usually not the ENTIRE house, but, living room/kitchen!
that amazing feeling.
Maybe one day when all of the kids have grown-up and moved out. :D Then when they have kids, I will visit their house just so I can enjoy my clean house that much more!
You know that amazing feeling when you go to bed knowing your entire house is clean? Ya, neither do I.
To the asshole who just beat up my father-in-law and sent him to the hospital for telling off his wife about driving her ATV on his lawn. Yeah, you're a big man now, douchebag - and I've never called ANYONE that in my life, but you've EARNED it.
Lots of douche bag humor today.
You certainly are, asshole. SO perfect.
Replace the word douche with jerkstore and this would be a perfect quote.
There may be two sides to every story, but you're still a douche in both of them.
My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on. LOL or sipping a warm drink in the lodge while those crazy people risk their lives
We live in our pj's during the winter.
Thank you snow days! I've gotten to stay in my pjs for 4 days! Just what this prego needed!
Yep, with hot chocolate and a blanket
Sorry I'm Pinning all this naughty stuff today, but dang it's making laugh! It's all true!!
should be a violation if you make the decision to wear flip flops or any open toe shoe if you haven't properly polished your toes or gotten a pedicure prior!
Yes- I hate when people wear flip-flops with dirty feet!
would be a better summer sentiment except that most of my people are in arizona and they wear them all year long. (their ugly feet in their flip-flops).
honestly i don't give a crap, everyone has ugly feet so just take care of them and rock those flip flops girl
Yes, and please do not post you ugly feet on Facebook! No one wants to see that! No one's feet are that pretty.......geez, Louise......
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job. slowly raise your head and say "in Jesus name amen"
This totally works at school!
I needed this strategy when I kept falling asleep in class. at a Christian school. It would have worked fabulously, if only I hadn't also had nightmares and woken up screaming.
the life of the catholic school girl lol
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I ALWAYS flush with my foot! A wise man once told me, "The company I work for cleans the handle with the same cloth that they just cleaned the toilet with. Flush with your foot.
There is no excuse to not flush a public toilet. Use your foot, wrap your hand in toilet paper, whatever it takes!
Funny Confession Ecard: I don't care if that public toilet handle is ten feet off the ground, I'm still going to raise my leg up there so that I can flush with my foot.
I honestly do this everytime I'm in a public bathroom. Landry doesn't even know using your hand is an option! I've always taught her the only way they'll flush is with your foot!
Exactly you stupid idiots . This would happen all the time in school . I'd cry and kick stuff and scream and they'd call me crazy or a cry baby , when really I was crying because I couldn't go and scratch your eyes out , and kick you in the face over and over ............ *check pulse * dang I need to calm down . Sorry this pin brought up memories
Im not crying because I'm sad. I'm crying because I want to punch you in the fucking face but i can't.
allll the timeeeeeee
Yup I cry when I'm angry and then it makes me livid when ppl think I'm crying because I'm sad, when I really want to punch them!
Exactly you stupid idiots . This would happen all the time in school . I'd cry and kick stuff and scream and they'd call me crazy or a cry baby , when really I was crying because I couldn't go and scratch your eyes out , and kick you in the face over and over ............ *check pulse * dang I need to calm down . Sorry this pin brought up memories
"I'm not upset because it's Monday. I'm upset because I have to wear real pants. " - So true.well really this is every work day
As I pin this, it is Monday, l am still in my pajamas and it is 1 in the afternoon. I need to leave for work within an hour and I have to wear real pants.
LOL even when its monday i avoid wearing real pants. I hate pants
opposite of my life. :/ id give anything to wear real pants! or pants at all.
Amen again - This is every single time I go to Wal-Mart - seriously. They have 50 cash registers and 2 of them are open! That's why i quit going to walmart.
pretty much sums up my trip last night!
and oh, so true! ~~ One reason I don't shop at Walmart!
Exactly why you wont ever hear ANYONE say they ran into Mua at Walmart. Im next door at Target, getting in and OUT
Denial - it's surely not time to wake up? Anger - why didn't I go to bed sooner Bargaining - 5 more minutes Depression - ugh Acceptance - fine I'll do it The five stages of waking up.
Overdose yourself with these funny nursing eCards and Memes all 95 of them!
The five stages of waking up and make their way to acceptance.then change their life for the better! It's sad to watch someone live in denial and slowly let it eat away at them by blaming others.