Aha My first time skydiving my tandem instructor told me he had a previous 'incident', a joke of course, have to say it still made me laugh although I was about to throw myself from a perfectly good plane for the first time in his trust
This is an old joke . "A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods. The bear asked the rabbit, "Does shit ever stick to your fur?" the rabbit replied "All the time!" So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.