Wenn jemand sagt: "Du kommst mir bekannt vor", frage ich immer "Entzugsklinik oder Knast?".

When someone says, "I know you from somewhere", I always ask, "Rehab or jail?

so cute :)

A normal person sees a chick tallying the days in the egg, much as a person might tally the days they are in prison. I, however, wonder how the hell the Silence got inside an egg. - Why would a chick tally the days? Silence is the only answer!

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