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9 year old me when I put three pencils between my knuckles: Wolfareen
NO NUT NOVEMBER IS CANCELLED DUE TO COVID 19 CHANGE MY MIND
I disagree, white is the best flavor, Fight ME
'Your package is out for delivery' Me the entire day:
Young me with dreams and ambitions Adult me
Atheists when they say holy shit instead of science shit Shouldn't have said that. I should NOT have said that.
'Free the Nipple' movement: Women can now legally go topless in 6 states Oh my god! That's disgusting! Where?
Blue is the best flavor. Fight me
Apple store employee: 'Have you tried turning it on and off again?'
'Why do you always close the fridge door slowly?' 3-year-olds: I like to see the light go out
When someone comes at you with a knife but you remember the self defense videos from school Are you really in charge here?
Since we're in quarantine we should make the plague doctor the spooktober mascot Yes
Professor: 'You can't write an essay overnight' Exam: 'You have one hour to write this essay'
I will keep picking eggs randomly from the tray so they don't know who's next. I love creating tension. The eggs when he starts picking:
Eminem thinking he's the fastest rapper: Spanish people talking on the phone: I am 4 Parallel Universes ahead of you.
Gen Z humor be like: Parmajuan.