To most Christians the bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click I agree. Many of us who search for meaning, read the Christian Bible more closely than the Tea Party types ever will.
I'm the one in family who says a loud sarcastic "you're welcome" when they forget to thank me or say please. And then they say I should not argue with em cause they're older and smarter. You sure about that?
22 Minion Quotes and Memes for All -
22 Minion Quotes and Memes for All Big plans though for that first day. Hmm. Believe in it with me. Help me achieve the dream. You are kind! You should know. Seriously though. Deadly combination at times? Remember that. I hate those days. UM… Seems simple. I will battle for you! You may be one. …
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