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Dorothy Parker. You might as well live. Clever.  Loved when Angelina recited it in Girl Interrupted.

Dorothy Parker quote: Razors pain you; Acids stain you And drugs cause cramp. You might as well live.

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This wasn't plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it. -- Embroidered Dorothy Parker quote by Dawn Rogal.

12 Pearls of Wisdom From Dorothy Parker   - TownandCountryMag.com

11 Pearls of Wisdom From Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker ~ Weeeeeeeeeee!!! LOL!! @Caitlyn Coburn

So they were at the Algonquin, sitting round the table, and they challenged each other to come up a witty sentence (on the spot no less) with the word "horticulture" in it.

At least liars know they are lying. One who speaks mere portions of truth are craftsman of deception. Look out.

'By the time you swear you're his, shivering and sighing, and he vows his passion is infinite, undying - lady, make a note of this: one of you is lying.

12 Pearls of Wisdom From Dorothy Parker  - TownandCountryMag.com

11 Pearls of Wisdom From Dorothy Parker

~ Dorothy Parker and her comedic a satirist poems make me laugh and smile like no other

~ Dorothy Parker and her comedic a satirist poems make me laugh and smile like…

Dorothy Parker (1893-1967) "I like to have a martini, Two at the very most.   After three I’m under the table,  after four I’m under my host."

Le Salon Annex: You Were Perfectly Fine by Dorothy Parker