We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain!" They're going, "You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us!" "Do you have a flag? "No." "Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules - that I just made up!" - Eddie Izzard

We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain!" They're going, "You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us!" "Do you have a flag? "No." "Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules - that I just made up!" - Eddie Izzard

Izzard is smart, passionate, engaged, warm, human. But to a lot of the electorate he might just seem too, well, out there. (Hamish Brown)

Can Eddie Izzard get his political career off the ground?

Izzard is smart, passionate, engaged, warm, human. But to a lot of the electorate he might just seem too, well, out there. (Hamish Brown)

Eddie Izzard - “Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

Eddie Izzard - “Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

Eddie Izzard being awesome. I say this all the time.

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