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16 Pickup Lines That Would Work On Any Book Lover

"I'm a girl with  the sense of  humor of a dude  and flirting skills  of an awkward teenager.  It's a bad combo. "

Someone from Citrus Heights, California, US posted a whisper in the group BBW 420 Girls and Their Admires, which reads "I'm a girl with the sense of humor of a dude and flirting skills of an awkward teenager. It's a bad combo.

Man I hate this because being a female cop & soldier I'm usually the only female, I look at my colleagues as brothers nothing more. And I don't want your man ladies!

Funny Work Quotes : Every day at work. It's my job to greet you with a smile.

You Give Me Premature Ventricular Contractions card by pencilparty, $5.50

You Give Me Premature Ventricular Contractions card by pencilparty lol, nerdy love

"My idea of flirting is being as sarcastic as possible to see if you're up for a challenge. "

"My idea of flirting is being as sarcastic as possible to see if you're up for a challenge. "(Try Not To Laugh Challenge)

Our continued flirting & pretending not to be attracted to each other is the highlight of my day.

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Our continued flirting & pretending not to be attracted to each other is the highlight of my day

Me: *flirts with someone*  Them: *flirts back*  Me: oh shit, i never thought it would get this far. what am i supposed to do now?!

Flirting with someone else while you're still in a relationship is cheating. this is what happened between us. Well congratulations to you. Are you satisfied now?

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