“You remind me of my pinkie toe... Sooner or later I’m gonna bang you on a table.”

10 Fun, Flirty (& Kind Of DIRTY) Quotes To Get You In The MOOD

Sex should always be fun, flirty and dirty. Take a peek at these funny quotes about sex to get you in the mood for a good romp.

... ax. OMG! I do this! All the time :)

That deja vu snap was sexy as hell idk why it juss was and when u lick ur lips in ur snaps and sometimes looks like u rub yourself like your chest and stuff omggg 😍😍😍😍😍

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I am a ninety-nine percent angel. But, oh. that one percent. has the most fun.

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Johnny I would probably try my hardest to catch you off guard if we were in public by saying the nastiest tantalizing thing I could possibly think of simply to see the blush on your face.


34 Funny Quotes You Will Absolutely Love

I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I'm going to be today.

Let's just fuck. Really let's just fuck as hard and fast and as many times as we can in 3 hours. Then let's forget about it. It's unfinished business and I hate unfinished anything.

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U need to get on my damn honey do list. I have been the list the last five years.let me tell you I have let a few of your "i don't feel good" nights go by. Assume the position i am finishing my list now!


14 Flirty, Sexy Quotes That Are SURE To Grab His Attention