I hate how after an argument, I manage to think of really clever stuff I should have said.

- I hate how after an argument, I manage to think of really clever stuff I should have said.

Texts/messages can be so easily misunderstood.

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Actually, I like to go with a friend and have them help me press all the buttons on the toys that make noise in the section. And then walk away quickly.

That happens to me all the time. I go and press a button and then it won't shut up so I just walk away and act like nothin happened

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If we're not supposed to have late night snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?

If we're not supposed to have late night snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge? Haha so true lol

I use to work at Dairy Queen and it served Pepsi. Id never ask this because I never met someone who wanted Coke that wasnt just asking for cola.

I use to work at Dairy Queen and it served Pepsi. Id never ask this because I never met someone who wanted Coke that wasnt just asking for cola.

Cleaning My Room:  10% Cleaning.  30% Complaining.  60% Playing with the stuff I've found!

My kids' cleaning methods.-->Cleaning My Room: Cleaning. Playing with the stuff I've found!

lolsotrue: #126 I like to do this to my kids at Christmas.  Evil? Why yes I am.

lolsotrue: "When a package says 'Easy open' you end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun a lightsaber trying to open it.

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Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Yep.  Life is not like the movies.

The sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie. Or reading an awesome book

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