Once the kids have left home, stick all their fave toys to a frame, spray 'em and make it into a mirror for your Grandchildren! don't wait, stick all those blimmin' little toys that stab you in the foot in the dark RIGHT NOW and enjoy them far more!
Old, or New Toys = New Lamp! Get a lamp, get some toys (or whatever items you want), get your hot-glue gun, and start gluing items onto the lamp! Spray paint the whole thing when finished and tada! New lamp!