My Life guarantee. And pass to my 2 girls. But if my life is cut short, I'll be proud of my dreams too. Memories I made plenty but My Dreams created the happiness & hope of all the other moments in all my other days.
Another 365 Days Since You Fell Out Of A Vagina Hooray! Better make sure their mum didn't have a caesarean section, or this joke becomes redundant. A hilariously honest happy birthday card for a friend or family member.