One day my future children Hermione and Perseus will have this moment :) that being said, they will also have watched the movies and read the books since childhood. And the books most certainly will NOT be in the basement
You say human, I say muggle. You say football, I say Quidditch. Can’t find your other shoe? “The nargles must be behind it.” You say Harry Potter is stupid, I shake my head and say to myself, “Associating with Muggles.