Excuse me

A blonde calls out to a man on the street: “Excuse me, what time...

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?”

What’s more, the pig, expertly manoeuvring the sheep into a pen, has only three legs.“Excuse me,” says the man to the farmer, “But why has that pig only got three legs?”“Let me tell y.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a store employee standing there with dark shades on. She says, “Excuse me sir… can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?”

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?” “Of course my child, What can I do for you?” “Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money.

When the teacher entered the class little Jonny slowly said: “Sir excuse me; your zipper is open.” So the teacher thanked him and fastened his zipper. He went near little Jonny and told him: