Discover Pinterest’s 10 best ideas and inspiration for Irish jokes. Get inspired and try out new things.
One day in Ireland two leprechauns knock on the door of a convent. The mother superior opens the door to see the two little green men. "How may I help you?" she asks. "Mother superior," the younger leprechaun says. "Are there any leprechaun nuns in your convent?" The mother superior...
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Two Irishmen are floating on a boat, lost at sea. They ran out of food a couple of days ago, and ran out of water just today, so naturally they're pretty desperate. Out on the water, one of them spies a genie's lamp, and they both frantically paddle towards it. One of them pull out the...
Who doesn't love one-liner jokes? Today I share with you 30 of the best Irish one-liner jokes you will find online. Try not to laugh.
He says, ‘I hear you Irish are damn good drinkersI'll bet 500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.'The room is quiet and no-one takes u.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Peter Mangione saved to Life quotes
Ireland is home to many sarcastic and humorous sayings. Also, no subject is off-limits. Read the funny Irish blessings for a good laugh.
Robin Heflin-Woods saved to Family Tree
Two Irishman, Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub after drinking late one night. Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all that way.” “I know,” says Paddy, “But we’ve no money for a cab and we’ve missed the last bus home.” “We could steal a bus from the depot,” Mick...
Alan Robert saved to jokes on 2
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin. All of a sudden, a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside them. “Hey! Show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary and says, “I don’t think...
Tom Nelson saved to Joke ok’d
These are some of the best Irish jokes you will find online. I have no doubt you will not make it through this list without laughing out loud. Guaranteed.
Patricia Celeste saved to Table runners
Three Irish fellows would meet at a bar every day after work for a pint of Guinness and a shot of Jameson. Same time everyday at the same bar. This went on for years and as time went on the bond between these three men grew into something like a brotherhood. Then one day as they were having...
Katheryn Wilkinson saved to Fun quotes funny