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Funny Joke: A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.   One of the bags was ripped and every once in a Humour, Lady, Clean Funny Jokes, Clean Jokes, Funny Mom Jokes, Garbage Bags, Clean Humor, Funny Work Jokes, Dirty Jokes

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

Ila Christensen
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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

Adrian Horn
Joke - Being inspired by the farmer's faith and dedication, the pastor held a sermon just for him Humour, Church Jokes, Christian Humor, Christian Jokes, Bible Jokes, Christian Stories, Sermon, Christian, Christian Cartoons

One Sunday morning in February, the pastor slowly made his way to the rural church in the middle of a blizzard, arriving with just five minutes to spare. He walked in, turned on the lights and looked around. No one else was there. As he was about to turn everything off and go back home, an...

Steven Fleeman