Jokes quotes

Funny Quotes. Here are the best, funniest quotes to make you laugh out loud! Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

For us (and by that, I mean “for me”), the title of Emperor of Humorkind is held by none other than dad jokes. Whether you love ‘em or you hate ‘em, you can’t deny that this form of funny humor is amusing. Luckily for us, there seems to be a near-endless supply of these bad jokes. Uhm, I mean best jokes. That’s why we’re glad to have found the Dad Jokes Instagram account that regularly posts... [drum roll]... yup, you guessed it—new and original dad jokes!

Sharing the best funny quotes with friends is a sure way to brighten both of your days.

100+ long and short status for WhatsApp profile. Good captions & quotes; funny, sad, happy, angry, inspirational, attitude, or moody. Beautiful & meaningful caption

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch. Click The Pin For More Funny Quotes. Share the Cheer - Please Re-Pin. #funny #funnyquotes #quotes #quotestoliveby #dailyquote #wittyquotes #oneliner #joke

Why Women Need a Husband? A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: “I don’t […] More

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. Click The Pin For More Funny Quotes. Share the Cheer - Please Re-Pin. #funny #funnyquotes #quotes #quotestoliveby #dailyquote #wittyquotes #oneliner #joke

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Click The Pin For More Funny Quotes. Share the Cheer - Please Re-Pin. #funny #funnyquotes #quotes #quotestoliveby #dailyquote #wittyquotes #oneliner #joke

4,271 points • 54 comments

Dad jokes are a touchy subject: some people adore them while others think they’re the lowest form of humor. Most of us are guilty of telling a dad joke or two every once a while, but we’ve got nothing on the Dad Says Jokes Instagram account that is dedicated entirely to posting dad jokes. With more than 1.9 million loyal followers on Instagram, you could even say it’s… the daddy of all dad joke social media accounts. [Accepts Nobel Peace Prize for the corniest joke of the year.]