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Funniest Short Jokes, Funny Mom Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Jokes And Riddles, Sarcastic Humor, Funny Texts, Funny Quotes, Best Sarcastic Quotes, Puns Jokes

1. "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet."Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer."Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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Lisabristow
"* Natural Soy & Beeswax Blended * 100% Cotton Wick * Candle Dye * No Paraffin * No Smoke, Toxin Free * Made in the USA * Dimensions: 1\" W x 10 1/4\"~10 1/2\" H * Burn Time: Appx. 14 hrs  * Sold individually * Unscented * Although they are dripless candles, there is no guarantee if they are in a drafty or hot area, and not standing up straight.    Even though... the candles melt outwards onto the candle itself for a lovely vintage effect. * Each of my candles is individually hand-poured in smal Candle Dye, Candle Decor, Modern Candle Centerpieces, Tall Candle Holders Decor, Tea Light Candles Decorations, Candle Stick Decor Ideas, Colorful Candle Holders, Vintage Candle Holders, Candle Stand

"* Natural Soy & Beeswax Blended * 100% Cotton Wick * Candle Dye * No Paraffin * No Smoke, Toxin Free * Made in the USA * Dimensions: 1\" W x 10 1/4\"~10 1/2\" H * Burn Time: Appx. 14 hrs * Sold individually * Unscented * We accept requests for customized colors! * Although they are dripless candles, there is no guarantee if they are in a drafty or hot area, and not standing up straight. Even though... the candles melt outwards onto the candle itself for a lovely vintage effect. * Each…

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Etsy
Funny Long Jokes, Funny Songs, Funny Jokes And Riddles, Funny Quotes, Best Funny Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Misheard Song Lyrics, Great Song Lyrics, Funny Song Lyrics

Have you ever heard of the phenomenon which goes by the name mondegreen? It stands for a curious process we all partake in, especially when we need to identify the words we hear. Mondegreen means a misheard word or a phrase that makes sense in our heads but is ultimately incorrect. You’d probably be surprised

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Connie Maddox
Wife Jokes, Girlfriend Humor, Today Is My Birthday, Stand Up Comedians, Fun Loving, Happy Moments, Romantic Moments, Celebrites, Man Humor

Listen to any set by a stand-up comedian and there is almost guaranteed to be a bit about love and relationships, from awkward blind dates to the quirks we experience living together and even the heartache there is something unifying about the bittersweet humor of romantic partnerships. While we all enjoy a good observational joke, it's also important to keep laughter inside the relationship as well, which is something the women on this list know about far too well.

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HaniyaWinter