What Is Your Bitch Percentage? You got 46% bitch. You're sometimes a bitch, but you know when to reign it in. You cancel plans with friends from time to time, and you tell the occasional lie, but on the whole you keep your bitchy side to yourself. If someone went through your phone, they'd see a few screengrabs of embarrassing Instagram pictures and Facebook updates that you've sent to your friends, but that's perfectly normal.