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I would be much better at not swearing in front of my kids if they were much better at not constantly making me lose my shit. Mom Life Quotes, Funny Mom Quotes, Me Quotes, Funny Humor, Funny Stuff, House Quotes, Mom Funny, Mommy Humor, Kids Humor
I would be much better at not swearing in front of my kids if they were much better at not constantly making me lose my shit.
Raising Bliss // Enjoying Motherhood
Raising Bliss // Enjoying Motherhood
I want my daughter to be kind but I also want her to know that she can throat punch someone if she needs to. Mommy Quotes, Funny Quotes, Funny Memes, Nephew Quotes, Child Quotes, Friend Quotes, Family Quotes, Girl Quotes
I want my daughter to be kind but I also want her to know that she can throat punch someone if she needs to.
Mary Finstad
Mary Finstad
I often worry about the safety of my children, especially the one that is rolling their eyes at me & talking back right now. Parenting Teens, Parenting Humor, Parenting Issues, Parenting Hacks, No Kidding, Talking Back, Nuff Said, E Cards, Found Out
I often worry about the safety of my children, especially the one that is rolling their eyes at me & talking back right now.
17 Hilarious Tweets About Kids That Are Truly Savage Jokes, Funny Picture Quotes, Funny Pictures, Try Not To Smile, Feeling Down, Funny People
17 Hilarious Tweets About Kids That Are Truly Savage
hope it is chocolate Funny Babies, Cute Babies, Seriously Funny, You Funny, Funny Cute, Bebe
hope it is chocolate
Witty Quotes, Baby Humour, Lol
Caitlin Hodgson
Caitlin Hodgson
All the time!! 9gag Funny, Humorous Quotes, Badass Quotes
All the time!!
Krishawna Stewart
Krishawna Stewart
Maybe kids aren't that bad after all Funny Texts, Funny Jokes, Epic Texts, Funny Minion, Can't Stop Laughing, Laughing So Hard
Maybe kids aren't that bad after all
"Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night." Sum Up, Funny Tweets, Help Me, Literally, Chocolate, Night, Halloween
"Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night."
Mary Poppins voice/Batman voice Parents Quotes Funny, Mom Quotes, Funniest Quotes, Funniest Things, Life Quotes, Humour Parent
Mary Poppins voice/Batman voice
Alice Zombie
Alice Zombie
Confession: I throw out my kids' artwork. Best Quotes, Bad Mom, Kids Artwork, Being Good
Confession: I throw out my kids' artwork.
Having kids reminded me why I didn't want to have kids. Sarcasm Quotes, Humor Quotes, Someecards, Psycho Ex, Pta Moms
Having kids reminded me why I didn't want to have kids.
If I had a nickel for every time I had an audience while using the bathroom, I would have enough money to buy my dignity back. Great Quotes, Make A Girl Laugh, Haha So True, Worth Quotes, Lolsotrue, Mean People
If I had a nickel for every time I had an audience while using the bathroom, I would have enough money to buy my dignity back.
What Grandma Hears vs. What Mom Hears I Smile, Make Me Smile, Im Bored, Cookies Et Biscuits, Just In Case, I Laughed, Mom Life, Real Life
What Grandma Hears vs. What Mom Hears
I hate ... Quirky Quotes, Quotable Quotes, Bad Parents, Thing 1, Thats The Way
I hate ...