I want her. I want a little baby girl monkey. Not a human daughter. But a monkey daughter. I could dress her up and she'd never tell me she hates me. And she wouldn't start drama. I need a baby girl monkey.
This is an old joke . "A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods. The bear asked the rabbit, "Does shit ever stick to your fur?" the rabbit replied "All the time!" So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.