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ecard: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes. (So it is possible to read in sarcasm.

I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

Sometimes people just need to hear it. Check out these comebacks, funny quotes and sassy (and utterly sarcastic) insults to let them know how you REALLY feel.

Yep!  Your ex lies about you, but you believe everything your new boyfriend says about his ex!  Ridiculous!  Maybe you should ask around and really get to know the person you are dating!

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions.

Sarcasm, and I'm not one to be wasteful so..

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I know, I don't have to be this sarcastic, but the world has given me so much material to work with & I'm not one to be wasteful.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today.' On the back 'But I won't do that.

My silence doesn't mean I agree with your statement...it's just that the level of your ignorance has rendered me speechless.

My silence doesn't mean I agree with your statement.it's just that the level of your ignorance has rendered me speechless.----This is funny but so true!

I sooo have someone in mind for this....

Watkins - just thought this one was funny! Bitch please! I'd have to drop 10 IQ points, sleep with 100 more men, and look like a cracked out clown whore, to be like you.

Okayyy

Funny Confession Ecard: Just because I appear to believe your bullshit, doesnt mean Im as stupid as you think I am. Im just laughing inside and waiting to see what%.

awww you have a problem with me?? poor lil baby, doesn't it suck that i could care less? get a life bitch, no one cares!

Funny Reminders Ecard: If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.

Just FYI - I am out of the medicine that makes me like you...

Funny Confession Ecard: Just FYI - I am out of the medicine that makes me like you.

Exactly. #intjfemale I don't fake liking people. I can be a grown ass adult tho and be nice when I need to be

I'm not shy. I' m not shy. I' m just very good at figuring out who' s worth talking to. yup I'm not shy I' m just very good at figuring out who' s worth talking to Most of you aren 't (lloll" yup

I'm not going to watch what I pin because you want to read something into nothing.  If I fucking like something then I will fucking pin it or like it if I fucking want to.  I don't even know how you read anything into that.  Damn this shit is getting so fucking old!!!!

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I have a drama free life, but I swear some of my friends are still stuck in High school.

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