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Funny Confession Ecard: I work out just enough to claim my weight gain is muscle.

Forget what my tattoos are going to look like on me in 60 years. Start worrying about what that fatty decaying animal flesh is going to look like on you.

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Forget what my tattoos are going to look like on me in 60 years. Start worrying about what that fatty decaying animal flesh is going to look like on you.

and that i can use my feet to push myself around without leaving my chair.

Sometimes the Best Part of my Job is that my Chair Swivels [someecards] Job.what job?

I just checked my calendar, I won't give a f**k tomorrow either.

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: I just checked my calendar, I won't give a fuck tomorrow either

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Welcome to NOLA, also known as one "Gigantic Oven.

When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.

So, SO true. I remember when my Mom got off the couch, I had messed up.

A good man and wine.....just call me Wonder Woman at that point!!!

A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world. oh sorry, that's wine, wine does that.

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