to me this reads as if one is making faces to a stanger's baby when the stranger's parents arent looking. so this would only work if the baby's grandparents are present and not looking at the one making faces.
This is true. Once we got into high school, they stopped requiring us to write in cursive. However, I switch interchangeable between cursive and print. I write in cursive still because I think it's pretty.
Honestly, this wouldn't work. Unless your locks unlocked the opposite way of all other locks. Then you'd be brilliant because you created a lock that unlocks the opposite way. Otherwise, having six locks is just paranoid. They're going to break in anyway.