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Good advice.

or if you love awkward, make really really intense eye contact while eating a banana

"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me." Ouiser Boudreaux  :)

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

Whenever those rude twits in the world ask me if I eat or why am I so small I will tell them I make out a lot ;P

"One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder those sluts are so damn skinny." ~Unknown Oh wait, guess I fit in this category;

Some days, I can conquer the world. Other days, it takes me three hours to convince myself to shower.

Avian King - cos sometimes everyone has not so good days even when you think it's just you

Awesome sentiment!

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

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This is me at the moment.feel paralyzed by the to-do lists facing me at home and work.

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