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I’m not a morning person. I’m not a night owl, but I can rock am like nobody’s business.

The funny part being that this exact thing is what sometimes sends me into anxiety overload!!!

You are not responding in the wat I imagined you would respond when I acted out this conversation in my head. Stop it. Your eCards

I may throw in some Clorox wipes and a Swiffer. But I doubt it.

Today ill be cleaning and by cleaning I mean

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

Straying From the Path

my brain is giving me the silent treatment today

I can't believe it's 2012 and there's still no fold button on my dryer!

I REALLY hate folding clothes! We need to invent this.

You know your getting old when the joy of having nothing to do outweighs the joy of doing anything.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: You know your getting old when the joy of having nothing to do outweighs the joy of doing anything.

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I always want only two things: lose weight and eat.

Lol

Lol

According to my Pinterest boards I should be a 300 lb alcoholic who really likes crafts.

300 lb alcoholic who really likes crafts

Fake boobs dont fix anything but your boobs people...why dont people understand this?

Fake boobs dont fix anything but your boobs people.why dont people understand this?

Been there! #motherhood

It may require more than a hug, but at 26 I'm pretty sure my Mom can still fix everything

Amen. Did I say Amen already? Because if I didn't I need to. Haha. Not a morning person. And this sums it up quite nicely:)

Funny Confession Ecard: The early bird can have the stupid worm because mornings and worms suck.

Especially after you had sex in my guest room while I was at Disney with Alex! Loser!

Or fiance, or boyfriend, or life partner, ect.

Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

True

Good excuse for work ?

Sighh.....

Tripping over things? That's EVERYday.(currently have 10 staples in my head from tripping over one of our dogs.

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