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Yep

This is why I'm a quiet person. >:) And you guys think I'm so innocent.

Hell yeah lol

I love sleeping alone in my big ass bed watching my big ass tv w/ the air pumping.

Absolutely. Hearing people smack their food makes me practically boil over with rage.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I miss the age when I thought I would have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.

No kidding, just made my order with a credit card. I have no shame!

I never buy Girl Scout cookies because I don't carry cash! Now if I find a girl with this I will gain on thin mints

Haha! My beautiful daughter of course..

Love my work friends! Nothing is better than having a great friend like you at work to vent and bitch with, to make our day go by a little faster.

this is hilarious

That would be awesome, if only I could say it and keep a straight face. hahaha I get told I look familiar all the time!so funny.

~ I got so drunk last night. I walked across the dance floor to get another drink and I won the dance contest.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I got so drunk last night. I walked across the dance floor to get another drink and I won the dance contest.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead, just like your dreams.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: According to my pinning, I'm going to need 18 bathrooms, 12 living rooms, 3 backyards, and 1000 closets to get everything I really want in a house.

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