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oh just for giggles ahaha

Actually made me chuckle out loud, since "for shits and giggles" has always been one of my husband's favorite phrases.

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Gingers

GINGER IS AWESOME. I love gingers. If you're a ginger, we can almost positively be friends. And you were nice. And not a creepy stalker that saw me write this then dyed your hair red. But yeah.

The Mayans didn't account for leap year

All you doomsday people, your bubble is about to burst.-funny if this is true

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...exactly what I think everytime I stick my leg out from underneath the blanket! Sad but true lol

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Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

And then everyone looks at you strange because you can't talk and sit there clapping like a retarded seal...

Story of my Life! I do this, seriously, all the time. The worst part is: when you actually do finish the story and no one else laughs.

When you see someone in public that you really don't want to talk to...

I'm so anti-social

This is so me . at the grocery store, walmart or pretty much anywhere on the weekends running errands.

Terrible with that

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel…

Surprising Cleaning New Uses

Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel… Too funny. and a great idea'

hahaha true @Michelle Archuleta            Mother and daughters day out. LOL

How I feel every time. I hate having my eyebrows waxed, resulting in some pretty wicked eyebrows of the time and every time I get a pedicure, they ask "chew wohnt you eyebrows done?

Knowledge I aquired through my divorce..

Funny pictures about You can tell a lot about a woman. Oh, and cool pics about You can tell a lot about a woman. Also, You can tell a lot about a woman.

this fits alot of people, doesn't it?

Funny pictures about Attention deficit disorder. Oh, and cool pics about Attention deficit disorder. Also, Attention deficit disorder.

Wise words about your ex

I'm a good sharer.

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate. Yup, i need to remember that. Don't worry Katie, you'll find out soon enough that you are the less fortunate now.

hahaha story of my life thus far...

Remember camping and Aspen and Caitlin were like " we ran this morning" and I replied " well I ate a donut" same exact thing.

I do this all the time

Do this all the time when I was little because I just watch a scary movie. But now scary movies don't bother me. I think that they are funny as hell but still to this day. I Run up the stairs do no one will kill me

And that foot massage is right at the tip of your fingers.

Easiest Pulled Pork Ever!

Note to husband - your dinner's in the recipe book page And, the ingredients are at the store. (Don't have to tell my husband, he loves cooking.

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