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So true...

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

Karma will bite you in the ass I tell ya...

Dear karma I have a list of people you missed. And you will definitely get your karma for all the things you have done and said. And your karma is gonna be twice as bad!

This is me. Sometimes I'll bring up a small fact from a long time ago and they'll say "oh wow! You remembered that?" I've been trying to stop that. lol

INFP Confessions : Photo Yep pretty much. It sucks remembering small details sometimes. People think I'm really weird bc if it

That's me, for sure.

I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas. Growing up is a lifelong process.

thankfully days like this are few and far between!

For those bad days.I have no words to describe this day. I do, however, have a ton of obscene gestures.

Dear Person praying to God for money from other gamblers.... He wont give it to you that way. :) Amen.

Dear Lord, all I ask is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person. I've been making that deal for years.

coffee and cigarettes - hiddensubmission:

Here, hold my dignity.I've got some sketchy shit to do. You know you have thought about it at least once. Girl got fed up.

this is funny to me because i make my own jokes and will laugh by myself... sometimes when alone

This couldn't be more true. I am by far the funniest person I know .stole from haley, i am the funniest person you know, bitch!

Some days lol

SO TRUE! But the sad thing is that my life is boring and I realize how bad it is.

I'm Awesome | Rebel Circus

I'm Awesome

I don't know where all this crap about me being a "difficult person" is coming from. I'm a constant fucking delight. Yes, I am.

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I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

haha yees

Knowing you just pissed someone off and liking every second of it

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