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Funny Confession Ecard: I'm pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No, seriously. Someone better fix this shit.

I work hard at my job, but if the  opportunity to become a  rich housewife arises, I'm  taking it.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it.

Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN... against tables, floors, walls and ugly people! Lol!!

Laughter / Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN. (against tables, floors, walls and ugly people.

A giant douchetard...I'm shocked

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: What's really surprising is how I still manage to be surprised when a guy I like turns out to be a giant douchetard.

People don't want to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad.

"People don't want to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad." Quote from Girl code

I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress... Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.

I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine (stress quote, quotes about stress)

Matching underwear and bra!

It's true. My mom always taught me to match my underwear with my outfit! I feel out of sorts if they don't match!

Really? Now your the saint? Call me a whore? You're a crazy loser! Move along dumb ass!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

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Funny Friendship Ecard: I don't care what you think of me. Unless you think I am awesome. In which case, you are right.

I'm not a princess...I don't need saving. I'm a freaking Queen...I got this shit handled.

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not a princess. I dont need saving. Im a freaking Queen. I got this shit handled.like a boss

Come at me

Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.My silence is my passive aggressive self speaking out loud :)

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