Esa was lost in an unfamiliar wood. this wood would not obey her, for it was filled with dark magic. she didn't know what to do, so she sat and wept <-- wish I knew who originally thought up the description.
Clearly Barbie has reached her limit with Ken. Can I just take a moment to point out the dismembered hand in the refrigerator door and the one on the floor that do not belong to Ken? Clearly Barbie has another body stashed somewhere in her dream house.