Explore Well Well, Humor Quotes, and more!

The only thing in my house that isn't dusty are my wine glasses.

Free, Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: The only thing in my house that isn't dusty are my wine glasses.

Wine Saying

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Ive learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, Im on my third glass of wine.

Where's my wine?

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't wait for my wine to get here.I mean my husband to get here. Replace wine with vodka.

My Life Motto: Coffee, Water, Wine, Repeat

My Life Motto: Coffee, Water, Wine, Repeat

Funny Confession Ecard: Coffee keeps me busy until it's acceptable to drink wine. Haha - too funny!

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

SURPRISE! ||

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver - vintage retro funny quote - this is going on a wine glass haha

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, wine! Or beer, or hard cider, or hell, gimme whiskey.

A good man really can do this, too. Well, not really a good man.

If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me..

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Create and send your own custom Friendship ecard.

Funny Pictures: Funny Ecards - 33 Pics

I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine (stress quote, quotes about stress)

Ha

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When a cashier asks 'how's your day going?' I reply 'I am buying 3 bottles of wine, it's clearly only getting better.

I would prefer a heavy rum bucket from Egan's Pub!!! Ha!!! Beth..... ;-)

Work out tip: Get really heavy wine glasses, pour two glasses & drink simultaneously for an even (arms) workout!

Pinterest
Search