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So true but at work not school. If I was in a quiet classroom I would def go to sleep. Good thing I work with kids!

car quotes - Google pretraživanje

Yes, my baby birds died.but I couldn't help but giggle at this. Baby birds don't poop on cars, only in the nest :)

"the other day"

I don't do this, but my husband is guilty guilty guilty! And his can go up to "years ago. She's 3 years old now.

This is sooo me, so far today I found a palm tree i bought at the dollar store made me think of cuba, then i found old pictures and so far all my drawers are empty with all my clean clothes on the bed wondering what I am going to take with me to cuba for a month

{QUOTE OF THE DAY} September 2011

LETS PLAY A GAME: What’s Your Ninja Name?

What is your ninja name? Fun way to start off a ninja party. Then kids call each other by ninja name during party.


I should be dead about a million times over, for all the chain letters and emails and texts that I've received and NEVER forwarded one. So I find this HILARIOUS! They are like Blackmail, Guilt, Fear letters.

Now that I think of it it does stand for that lol

What your kids think Mom stands for.I know someone who steals money from her mom alllll the time :-/

there is a person I would love to send this to. I mean I want her to know this is how I feel.

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

Old people at weddings always poke me and say " You're next. " So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Funny pictures about Old people. Oh, and cool pics about Old people. Also, Old people photos.

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie - http://themindsjournal.com/if-you-are-lonely-dim-all-lights-and-put-on-a-horror-movie/

My kinda thing. 😁😂 If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie - themindsjournal.