need to make this asap

"I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned" This and many other fun wooden box signs are available at Wishful Living.

"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me." Ouiser Boudreaux  :)

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

I HATE VOICEMAILS. lol Idk why, but they stay on my phone for like a week, and when i finally listen to it, it's only so i can get rid of the dang icon.

I can't stand voicemail. If you leave me a long message then you can't be angry if I don't call you back because I know I have already heard your complete conversation. Text me or hang up and I am smart enough to return the call.

Yes! This is for all those girls who are so "hot" but are total cunts. Fuck your look. Personality for the win

Inspiring picture bitch, eat makeup, pretty on the inside. Find the picture to your taste!

channing tatum. but not how he looks now. channing tatum from step up and she's the man and such.

If only it worked like that. I'd make sure I was arrested often!

Mom: What do you think im made of money?

What your kids think Mom stands for.I know someone who steals money from her mom alllll the time :-/

fun, funny, ironic, good mood switch on, lol, when you need something to turn instantly your lips upwards. Smile like there's no tomorrow :-D

if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels

Um. Yep. That's right. It's a museum.  (cottage and vine)

Museum of "Two Kids Live in This House"! ummmm yes this is my entire house

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