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When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

Funny Confession Ecard: You were so cute until you mentioned you like Barack Obama.

Today's hairstyle is called "And I didn't brush my teeth either." #Fatigue #ChronicFatigue #Pain #Sore #Stiff #Hurt #Exhausted #Tired #DisabilityNinjas #Disability #ChronicIllness #ChronicPain #InvisibleIllness

Tuesday10: My Favorite e-Cards

Funny Work Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description Thanks for saving me the trouble Sharing is Caring – Don’t forget to share this quote !

The opinions expressed by the husband of this house are not necessarily those of the management.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Remember when nurses, teachers, firefighters & municipal workers crashed the economy & took billions in bonuses and bailouts?

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I'd like to say sorry for the disturbingly honest text messages I sent last night... and also for the poor spelling and bad grammar.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I'd like to say sorry for the disturbingly honest text messages I sent last night. and also for the poor spelling and bad grammar.

LOL! I have a few Negative Nancy's and Debbie Downers on my page. I was thinking of deleting them, but hiding would be a nicer approach. That way I can still be nosy and look at their pictures. Hahaaa!!

So many people w/ the "I'm so over drama" post, but then never say what the drama is. But post basically that they are so over it every few weeks! The drama is you!" But I hide them instead.

Thanks for saying my face looks like I'm ill with no makeup

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay.Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.

Day 5:  I am so incredibly thankful for the most supportive, smart, funny, witty, fun group of girlfriends anyone could ask for. @Megan Dunn @Megan Paddock @Sara Renkert @Chanel Yellowhair @Jamie Stevens @Jane Overbey @Kristy Thompson @Christi Hoopes @tara

friends (Thank you, my beautiful and VERY much missed Marton-Roldan ) How are you? And that wonderful girl of yours? The hubby? I'll NEVER forget you offering to lend him to me. ♥ friends,My Girls-,Quotes :

OMGAWSH that is one of those things that make you go HMMMMMMM?!?!? xD  White Rock Sun - [ Sunday Funnies ]#

Jehovah’s witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween….I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

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