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Friendship So True! Can he be my friend? Best Friends Memories Gold Gilt Porcelain Music Box from DreamLand Specialties

Thank you for the 15th self-portrait you posted this week. Without it, I might have forgotten what you looked like.

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Thank you for the self-portrait you posted this week. Without it, I might have forgotten what you looked like.

for many, many years.....until they finally learn that sleeping in isn't so bad after all.  Then you fight with them to get up before noon. lol

Kids are the reason to wake up. 8 am will always still be too early.

When I'm bored, I send text messages to a random numbers saying, 'I hid the body, now what?'

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: I don't think I could ever stab someone. Let's be honest. I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun.

'Thank you for being a friend.. Travel down the road and back again... your heart is true your a pal and a confidant..'

You would seethe biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say. Thank you for being a friend!

I am currently in the planning stages for a hangover.

Funny Weekend Ecard: Let's see. Give a Fuck is not on my today's 'To Do' list.

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: I was going to suggest you quit acting stupid.then I realized you're likely not acting. Carry on. I'll watch from a distance.

It's not that difficult

One of my biggest pet peeves! Learn to spell!

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