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For some laughs! Laughing is great for your health! That awkward moment: when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off

Technically, it's a dialect, there's a difference. And fo real, once you start you can't stop.

so I have an american accent and I never shut up, but I'd talk even more with a british. I'd never stop if I had an Irish accent.

Haha! Change 'school' to 'work' and this is sad but so true.

So true but at work not school. If I was in a quiet classroom I would def go to sleep. Good thing I work with kids!

I definitely do...

10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!

Lol this reminded me of you!!!!  You know those moments we get chocked on to say because we're laughing about it first =D

Story of my Life! I do this, seriously, all the time. The worst part is: when you actually do finish the story and no one else laughs.

HAHA this got me ;-)

Ohhhh I fell for it! I've been told I'm very gullible. haha if you say gullible slowly funny quotes funny quote funny quotes humor

Test your Mario Cart skills on the Wii at Columbus Public Library's Tournament Tuesday, October 23rd from 5-6:30pm.

This has happened to me when the kids had me play Mario Cart with them. Needless to say, I'm not invited to play Mario Cart anymore.

How to eat candy and NOT gain weight.

If 1 M and M = a football field, is that whole candy bar worth it? Clean Eating motivation I'm never eating candy again unless I have a football field

i like raisin cookies......just not as much as chocolate chip

raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.or raisin cheesecake.or raisin cannoli.

just begin...

STOP making excuses. STOP saying you'll do it tomorrow. STOP believing it will happen by itself. BEGIN working out today. BEGIN eating healthy today. BEGIN your life change now. Do it TODAY and PROUD tomorrow

This happens all the time!

"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong". Some where over the rainbow, way up sky. Did she get that wrong?

I get so mad when people try that shit on me, like no I was just randomly closing my eyes in the middle of the night

When people see you lying down with your eyes closed they still ask: "Are you sleeping?" "NO, I'M TRAINING TO DIE.

Happens all the time.

Story of my life. Funny quote lol my room was clean but then I had to decide what to wear!

Haha I read this during class and decided I MUST do this!

I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

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