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Girl you look good. won't you back That ASS up

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back 'That Ass' up

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hell ya I know what you mean hahahahahaha! Fuck the police all day long hahahaha!

ha ha ha......this is so true!

Wooden sign: "Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden!" haha :) So True

your crazy is showing. you might want to tuck that back in.

Second Nature By Hand Repurposed Wood Wall Hanging available at "Your Crazy is Showing, You Might Want To Tuck That Back In"

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This is the truth of the matter: “I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios”. Birthday gift anyone?

...right as I turn off all the lights downstairs for the night and SPRINT up the stairs!! Hey...u never know!!!

I did this the other weekend.except replace "monsters" with "zombies." Someone was shooting off and I thought, "What if those are rifles? What if it's zombies?" This is why I choose not to watch scary movies! :) I've got "scary" covered.

Finally, I place for husbands who don't have a clue. For a humorous education on how to become a better husband go to http://www.empowernetwork.com/wedonthaveaclue/

Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two

Whenever a bird shits on my car...

Yes, my baby birds died.but I couldn't help but giggle at this. Baby birds don't poop on cars, only in the nest :)

Lmfao I think they are actually meant for each other! Two fucked up people who need each other... A fucked up love story

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil funny quote - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images

No Soliciting sign

No Soliciting sign. Soooo need to make this. Our sign that says "no soliciting" clearly isn't enough because people knock on the door daily.

Yup, I should start working on one of these...

Things I say & why I need this.I will punch you in the face. I wanna punch them in the face. They need to be punched in the face. Im want to punch some people in the face.

Eyebrows never lie

a good life philosophy. This is totally a quote but it needs to be in this section. Cause eyebrows are a beauty thing. And I HATE fucked up eyebrows/

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