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story of my life

my closet would be massive!!

My life would be amazing. Except for I guess it would be stealing & then the whole jail thing that would happen.

OMG! Those are the one type of jokes that will REALLY piss me off. I am usually OK with most short or blonde jokes...but not Ooompa Loompa jokes. They make me want to punch someone.

Those are the one type of jokes that will REALLY piss me off. I am usually OK with most short jokes.but not Ooompa Loompa jokes. They make me want to punch someone.

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From now on I'm calling myself the White Crayon. "Hey are you hungry?" "The White Crayon is always hungry." "The White Crayon enjoys Taco Bell." - The White Crayon (formerly known as Brook)

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The first time I rapped all of Lose Yourself by Eminem. That awesome feeling of how gangster you are the first time you rap your favorite part of a song without screwing up.

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Funny Workplace Ecard: People that pronounce vase like 'voz' make me want to punch them in the foz.

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