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Sometimes, the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense I need a nap afterward.I do occasionally practice self control!

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Some days I am the queen of serenity. Other days, separating coffee filters pushes me over the edge. so true ;

Funny Workplace Ecard: remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? good times...

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: remember when phones were stupid and people were smart?

Don't bother me... I'm editing!

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Have a seat, girl. It must be exhausting trying to keep up appearances all the time.

Rottenecards - There is always a little

My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on. Every day of my life!

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

Isn't that the truth!!!  LOL

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Allllllllllll the time...... (Mena =)

i regret some of the things i said last night. i came up with way better insults this morning.

Oh Earl! Those black eyed peas tasted alright to me!  Death not Divorce... Because you don't just want half. - Maryann & Wanda.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

Walk softly around me. My BS tolerance level for you is low today.

"I need a new perspective on life . or maybe just a nap. Yeah, probably just a nap." A nap can cure any number of ills.

Pregnant women especially.

Funny pictures about Stressing for no logical reason. Oh, and cool pics about Stressing for no logical reason. Also, Stressing for no logical reason.

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