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If there was a 'slap' button on Facebook with an added sound effect, I'd press it over and over again.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I'd unfriend you, but I'm having too much fun making insulting ecards about you and posting them on my wall!

lol no one wants to hear how much he/she does for you & how much you love them EVERY SINGLE DAY. Get a hobby.

ecards, profess love, significant other, daily basis, punch you in the face

and some of us don't even notice the kludgy spelling for WEEKS after our trigger-happy repin-finger clicks it! LOL - even funnier!

Some people will watch a movie to unwind. And some of us just go on for 2 hours instead. at the same time:-)

I'm not going to watch what I pin because you want to read something into nothing.  If I fucking like something then I will fucking pin it or like it if I fucking want to.  I don't even know how you read anything into that.  Damn this shit is getting so fucking old!!!!

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I have a drama free life, but I swear some of my friends are still stuck in High school.

When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

Funny Confession Ecard: When a woman says 'do whatever you want' do NOT do whatever you want.

Funny Family Ecard: Just so you know, the fits you throw now to embarrass me into getting your way will be the same fits I throw when you're a teenager to embarrass you to get my way!

-My mom always said, just remember if you embarrass me.I WILL embarrass you too!

Laughter is the best medicine... except for treating diarrhea..  #someecards

Funny Get Well Ecard: Laughter is the best medicine. except for treating diarrhea.

I'm so glad you told your husband how much you loved him on Facebook instead of in person. From 5 feet away.

Because you have to prove you love each other by showing everyone else. Ugh so annoying

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your ecards, need to eat more healthy, first eat all the junk food, lol so true

I hate it when I plan my day and nobody follows the script

read the script people! This so me control freak lord I am aweful.

First Time Mom and Dad: News Flash From Hell: Naps Don't Last Forever. #ByeByeNaptime

Funny Baby Ecard: Just FYI. I won't be taking naps any more. That means you'll need to get all your shit done while I'm awake. Good luck with that!

...and untalented. Don't forget untalented. I can't make ANYTHING out of old film canisters and candle wax!

+ out of shape. SO true. As I lay here on the couch and pin.

Seriously, you choose booze and women over your daughters and wonder why they do not want a relationship with you? Nice job 'dad'.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

There are two kinds of friends: average friends and best friends. Friends are kind and sweet and want to make your life better while best friends are there to ruin it! Here are 16 pictures that will show you the reality of your best friends.

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