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SHhh don't worry your little fucktarded head about it

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Some people should have to pass an IQ test to drive or reproduce. Fail the test, you get birth control and a bus pass. E card

My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car definitely does.

Funny ecard - My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car (HUMMER) :) definitely does

Lolol...fucking disgusting fat ass...step away from the sweets, chocolate and cakes for about 20 years than maybe you'll be below 180 lbs

I feel fat today. And to make myself feel better, I will eat this cake.Everyday of my life.except with ice cream!

Christmas Humor

Christmas Gifting , most awesome idea when going to relatives house you see once a year but still for some f-ing idea exchange gifts!

Ohhhhh well, not my problem;)

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I'm not really a bitch all the time. You just don't like when I call you out on your bullshit. All the time.

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Free and Funny News Ecard: I skip Black Friday because my hatred for mankind outweighs my love for stuff.

Exactly. #intjfemale I don't fake liking people. I can be a grown ass adult tho and be nice when I need to be

I'm not shy. I' m not shy. I' m just very good at figuring out who' s worth talking to. yup I'm not shy I' m just very good at figuring out who' s worth talking to Most of you aren 't (lloll" yup

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Free and Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: I'm not fucking stupid! I mean, I used to, but we broke up.

Sleep Deprived. Toddler sleep regression, FAB!

True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

Seriously, you choose booze and women over your daughters and wonder why they do not want a relationship with you? Nice job 'dad'.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

Run away n don't look back

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't know about you but I have thought about running away more often now as an adult then when I was a kid.

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Free and Funny Baby Ecard: Patience. What parents have when there are witnesses present.

...I said as I talked to myself in the midst of an apparent brain fart avalanche today at work. *LOL*

Funny Work Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description …I said as I talked to myself in the midst of an apparent brain fart avalanche today at work. *LOL* Sharing is Caring – Don’t forget to share this quote !

"She's really nice once you get to know her..." Pretty sure this is how my friends describe me...

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.' --reminds me of someone I used to work with!: E Card, Quotes, Fun

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