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Shitastrophy: word used for massive mess ups, fucked up situations and epic fails

Oh my, so painful  :o(

Although I can still party like an absolute rock star, it would appear that I cannot recover from one.

There's no reason why I don't wanna be with you... I just don't feel that "connection" ya know?

Deja Poo-Some people are sooo unoriginal. Also quite relevant: Shit or get off the pot.

I didn’t make it up, I’m just simply pinning it ;)

I either give too many fucks or no fucks at all. It's like I cannot find a middle ground for moderate fuck distribution.

My fondest childhood memory is not having to spend 40 hours a week with people who make me angry and tired so I can buy paper towels and laundry detergent.

Never judge how a person earns a living. Every person who gets up and does the crap others don't want to for a tiny wage deserves respect.

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I put my scale in the bathroom corner, and that's where that bitch will stay until she apologizes.