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Phat Chances reminds you that training your mind as hard as you train your body is going to be hard, but it could be worse.

I'm addicted to coffee. On the bright side I'm not addicted to cocaine


Funny, although I'm a morning person and have never slept in until noon !


Free, Confession Ecard: Almost 7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate around 10 at the most

talking brain...shhhhh

I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.story of my life.

Move over Cindy Crawford lol

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. so true!


I was just thinking yesterday - does anyone else sing the alphabet or am I a dumbass? Nope, I sing too


I clean when I'm frustrated. So, if you show up unannounced & our house is clean. You might want to reconsider your visit especially if it is my daughter doing the cleaning.

that would be helpful!

funny ecards don't need personal trainer need someone to slap unhealthy foods out of my hand

Mental Health Ringtone - YouTube - I'm considering updating my Voicemail ...

The Butler ringtone


Fitness Advice from an actual personal trainer (includes workouts and exercise tutorials)

One of my fitness goals is to be able to lift an adult male, approximately the size of my husband, into the trunk of my car without any help.- change it to ex husband. lol j/k- ya know mostly.