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Sorry, I'm not Adele. If I found out my Husband cheated on me or lied to me about something serious; Yup I'd set fire to'em! :) No slap on the wrist here, nor would I allow my Husband to make a laughing fool out of me!

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

This is definitely accurate

Funny Baby Ecard: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say 'I would do anything for love.' On the back 'But I won't do that.

I don't think people realize that i would truly wear glitter every single day casually. :)

Glitter is my favorite color! David told me glitter was my favorite color almost two years ago!

Truth if only it was legal

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that caused the stress to begin with.

Welcome to your 28th birthday!!!

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Welcome to Where every other weekend is a baby shower, shopping at Forever 21 is becoming awkward and hangovers last 2 days.

Funny Flirting Ecard: I am literate, I like beer, I have dogs and a valid driver's license. Plus, I'm really good at parallel parking. I'm kind of a catch.

Funny Flirting Ecard: I am literate, I like beer, I have dogs and a valid driver's license. Plus, I'm really good at parallel parking. I'm kind of a catch. ( Except for the beer part.

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